Wanted: Professional juggler

Must be able to juggle 27 objects in the air, some of them dangerous, and do so with a smile. Must be able to successfully impart this skill on me. How the hell do other working moms do it? I thought it was tough being a stay at home during the two years I did that. And it was. But differently tough. Now my time is split and it's more than my family depending on my ability to succeed. I have GOT to buy some lottery tickets. Honestly it's the only out I can see at this point. Well, I did submit a couple of children's stories to a publisher yesterday, so at least I'm moving forward instead of stagnant. Much more work to do though in terms of putting more stories together, and submitting to more publishers. It feels good to do work that's just for me.